The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug

We have a few scientific lessons to teach about the series of Hobbit movies by Peter Jackson in an attempt to help him contain his movies to one single event, instead of spreading his vision out across multiple hours of effort and millions of wasted dollars. 

Lesson One.  Modern science suggests that our brains make up our surroundings.  Our field of vision is a fairly small focused section.  When we turn away from an object, our brains are creating in our heads the third dimensional space that surrounds us.  Quantum Mechanics also suggests that when we look at an atom, it is present, but when we look away, it disappears into a multiplicity of waves.  This is called the Observer Effect.  Atoms stand still when we observe them, but move around when we do not.

Lesson two.  There is an idea of a collective conscience.  We all look at the sky, and we say it is blue.  An individual can't tell the rest of us that the sky is purple, because the strength of everyone's common belief turns the sky blue in our minds.  This is inescapable.  Again, it seems that together we exude an energy that creates the world around us. 

So let's apply this to the Hobbit series with the question: are there three movies in this series because no one goes to watch them?  If we were to watch them, then it could be contained in one single event we call a movie.  But because everyone turns away from this movie, the event is contained in a never ending wave of multiplicities.  So please, everyone, go out and see this movie so we can end this fucking thing.

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